#the-boys

A man with crutches walks into a church... he dips one arm in Holy Water and throws the crutch away. Then he proceeds to do this with the other arm. Astounded, two boys run to tell the priest what happened. ""Boys, you just witnessed a miracle"", he said.""Show me this man so I may bless him; where is he?"" The boys replied, ""Flat on his ass in the back of the church.""

Wearing White ... A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, ""Mommy, why does the bride wear white?"" His mom replies, ""The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."" The boys thinks about this, and then says, ""Well then why is the groom wearing black...""

A boy wakes up on his birthday... He runs to his dad and yells, ""Dad, it's my birthday! Guess how old I am!"" Playing along, the boy's father asks,""How old are you?"" The boys yells, ""I'm 11!"" He then runs out of the room. Next, the boy runs to his grandma and yells,""Grandma, it's my birthday! Guess how old I am!"" Grandma calmly says, ""Come here."" And the boy slowly approached. The grandma takes her old, frail, white hand and sticks it in the boys underpants. After a few minutes of reach…

[NSFWish] A boy was walking along the docks one day and came across a pirate ship... He looked up and admired, in complete amazement, the beauty of the massive ship with all of the details and marks of a real life pirate ship. As if this wasn't enough, the boy then noticed a man sitting by the ship with a peg leg, a hook for a hand, and a patch over his eye. He went up to the man and asked, teeming with excitement, ""Excuse me sir, but is this your ship!?"" The old man replied, ""Why yes me boy,…

When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was Two students were arguing when their teacher entered the classroom. The teacher says, ""Why are you arguing?"" One boy answers, ""We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."" ""You should be ashamed of yourselves,"" said the teacher, ""When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."" The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

Whoever tells the biggest lie Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, ""Why are you arguing?"" One boy answers, ""We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."" ""You should be ashamed of yourselves,"" said the teacher, ""When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."" The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

[never lie] Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, ""Why are you arguing?"" One boy answers, ""We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."" ""You should be ashamed of yourselves,"" said the teacher, ""When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."" The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher. lol

The Biggest Lie Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, ""Why are you arguing?"" One boy answers, ""We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."" ""You should be ashamed of yourselves,"" said the teacher, ""When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."" The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

There were these two brothers, always up to no good. They lived in a small town, where every time something went missing or something was vandalized or any mischief was made - they knew it was these two boys. Their poor mother was at her wit's end. She decided to ask a local preacher to talk to them. He agreed but asked to see them one at a time, the youngest first. The man, impressively large and imposing, sat across from the young boy and stared him down for a moment. ""Son,"" his booming voic…

[oc] Halloween. Three boys knock on the door of an old lady. They are in single file and stand there silently. She says to the first boy ""Well? It is Halloween right? When you come to the door what do you say??"". The boys start to chuckle as Spiderman mumbled ""trick or treat?"". He takes his candy in silence as the woman asks ""now what do you say?"". The boys laugh a little harder as the boy mutters a thank you. When the vampire approaches silently she becomes irritated. ""You clearly heard …

Two ten year old boys sitting on the steps to a brothel... ... watching men enter and exit all day. At one point, two men come out smiling, laughing and talking loudly to each other. ""Not bad for fifty bucks!"" Says the first man with a large smile. ""Not bad."" Agrees the second with a grin and a wink. The first boy has an idea and immediately turns to the second. ""How much money have you got?"" He asks. ""Thirty cents."" Says the second. ""Give it here,"" he checks his own pockets and states…

Two students were arguing when their teacher entered the classroom.... Two students were arguing when their teacher entered the classroom. The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?” One boy answers, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.” "You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was." The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

How come A-Train started helping The Boys? Because he had a change of heart.

Mary had a little skirt It was slit right up the sides... And every time she wore that skirt.... The boys could see her thighs.... Mary had another skirt It was slit right up the front.... But she never wore that one.