When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was Two students were arguing when their teacher entered the classroom. The teacher says, ""Why are you arguing?"" One boy answers, ""We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."" ""You should be ashamed of yourselves,"" said the teacher, ""When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."" The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
A fight or flight situation. Like when you go to pick up your kid and the teacher's walking towards you with "the look" on her face.
Kids: haha you have to work and we don't have school today Me *closing the front door* I changed the wifi password. Love you guys!
Whenever I'm behind a college girl in starbucks she has to order a triple mocha dark chocolate raspberry ugg boot white iphone 5 spice latte
Went to "The Social Network." I ran into people I didn't like in high school and they kept showing me pictures of their kids.
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