#asia

My parents went to Southeast Asia and all I got was this Laosy t-shirt.

I'm thinking about getting a dog from Asia. Instead of eating your homework, they actually do it for you.

Lack creativity? Do you like doing the exact same thing every day all day? Open a barbershop in Asia.

Do girls in Asia get tattoos in English on their backs?

Why is death rate among 20-25 year-old Chinese people rapidly increasing? It's just youth in asia.

My friend said that China might be considering assisted suicide for teenagers He's probably wrong, but if he's right, that would mark the beginning of euthanasia of youth in Asia.

An architect was exploring Asia When he found himself lost, he asked a stranger where he was. The stranger replied ""Soviet Russia"". The architect thanks her and journey to the next archeological site. He is in a cave, looking for early human marks, when all of a sudden, he sees a round thing with a timer. He realized its a bomb and is almost at the peak of his discovery. He panics, it he remembered how to disarm the bomb. He does what he was told to when he learned it before. He sighs a sigh o…

If you are anti-abortion... Are you pro youth-in-asia?

I had a friend... ... who wanted to do a project about youth in Asia. Unfortunately, the government pulled the plug on it.

What did one cracker say to the other? ""Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia.""

Help us choose a new name for our nonprofit. We're teenagers in China and Japan helping senior citizens. Apparently 'Youth in Asia for the Elderly' isn't having the effect we thought it would.

Southeast Asia isn't known for their wine. But I'll never say no to a Filipino Grigio

Q: ""Hey Dad, how was your business trip to Southeast Asia?"" A: ""Terrible son. In fact, It was downright Laosy""

What do you call the killing of Chinese baby girls? Youth-in-Asia

I have two little cute cousins that live in Asia. Every month, I write them letters and send them stuff. And then, they send me things that they handmake themselves... Like Ipads and Nike Shoes... They're so adorable :D

What is Donald Trump's opinion on Euthenasia? ""Those Chinese kids are really smart, and really fit. Just look at them winning all these ping pong and badminton tournaments...but they should stay in Asia""

Asian Heaven and Hell In Asia, Heaven is where: 1. The chefs are Chinese 2. The lovers are Filipino (LBFM) 3. The engineers are Japanese 4. The musicians are Korean 5. The drunks are Thai 6. Everything is run by the Indians Hell is where: 1. The chefs are Indian 2. The lovers are Thai 3. The engineers Filipino (grasping at straws here) 4. The musicians are Korean (it really could go both ways) 5. The drunks are Japanese 6. Everything is run by the Chinese

Asia and his father are playing a board game. Asia's father takes his turn. He looks at Asia and says, ""Europe, Asia.""

A Panda Bear walks into a bar... The Panda sits down and says, ""Hey, Barkeep can I get a beer and a cheeseburger."" The bartender gets him his food and tells the Panda to enjoy. Th Panda eats his burger drinks his beer. After his beer he stands up pulls a gun out of his fur and shoots everyone in the bar besides the bartender. The bartender says, ""Hey Panda! Why did you kill my customers?"" The panda says, ""Look me up in the encyclopedia"" and leaves the bar. After that the bartender grabs hi…

Africa and Asia are playing baseball Asia strikes out Africa, Europe

Joe: I was shocked when I heard the perverted part in Handel's Messiah. Moe: Perverted part? What are you talking about? Joe: Where it goes ""For we like sheep."" It wasn't kind of me to mention this: for the rest of your life, you'll think of this dumb joke whenever you listen to Messiah, unavoidably visualizing men in middle eastern garb getting busy with sheep. It's like hearing euthanasia as youth in Asia. Dang, unkind again.

I am looking for two Chinese people to help me improve legislation for animals in Asia. That way, two wongs can make a right.

According to newly discovered archaeological evidence, King Tut may have been addicted to opium. I was reading an article recently that suggests that as early as 1330 BCE the production of opium and its trade across Asia and into Africa was quite popular. According to scholarly interpretation of some hieroglyphs, King Tut was known for his frequent use of the substance, and his unhealthy behavior grew to adversely affect his leadership in Egypt. At one point, his wife and advisors held somewhat …

We don't have locker rooms in Asia. We have ROCKER ROOMS! Hell Yeah! ~~solly~~

A man comes back from vacationing in Thailand. About 10 days after getting back his junk swells up and turns green, purple, and red. He immediately goes to the ER. A doctor examines him and tells him he needs to amputate. He decided there's no way that's happening. He figured if he contacted this disease in Asia he'll go to an Asian doctor. ""Doc, the American doctor at the ER said I have to amputate."" Asian doctor looks at him and says ""You don't need to amputate. It fall off three days.""