#asia

The world map nowadays looks like a human being Asia is like the brain

What do you call a female Chinese newborn? A youth-in-Asia

I found out my date likes to dissect people from Southeast Asia. I've since decided to cut Thais with her.

Did you hear about that boxer who adopted a child from Asia? It's Mike's Thai Son.

What's the difference between Walmart and India?,"Well one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound? Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

Why should we call Indians Native Americans? Most of those ones over in Asia have never even been to the States.

What do they call Snoop Dogg in Asia? Snoop Dinner

Did you hear about that Air Asia flight? Air traffic control didn't.

Why doesn't Asia wear makeup? Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

What's the difference between Walmart and India? Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

Why don't they have werewolves in Asia? They get eaten.

What happens to a person when they move out of Asia? They become dis-oriented!

Did you hear the one about those kids in China? I'd tell it to you but it's a bit insensitive to tell jokes about youth in Asia.

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference? System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

Whats the most dyslectic part of Asia? Croatia!

What does a bee from Asia do? Nepallinates flowers.

Why doesn't the U.S. government allow students to visit North Korea? They become victims of youth-in-asia!

How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia? If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

Actual meaning of women’s statements: Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to! We need = I want! Do what you want = You'll pay for this later! I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper....! Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive! How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like! I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV! Is my bum fat? = Tell…

Knock Knock! Who's there? Audrey! Audrey who? Audrey be doing this! 1643. Knock Knock! Who's there? Augusta! Augusta who? Augusta go home now! 1644. Knock Knock! Who's there? Aunt Lou! Aunt Lou who? Aunt Lou do you think you are! 1645. Knock Knock! Who's there? Ashley! Ashley who? Ashley-t's foot! 1646. Knock Knock! Who's there? Asia! Asia who? Asia you going to let me in then!