I was going to sign this permission slip to let my daughter watch The Grinch at school but I haven't heard back from North Korea yet.

I'm starting to wonder if people just sneak into North Korea for a chance to hang out with an ex-president.

I've never held a baby before "It'll be fine" *I accidentally put the baby in a box and mail it to North Korea*

I'm thinking about getting a dog from Asia. Instead of eating your homework, they actually do it for you.