Walmart has an alarming amount of security camera video with me humping stuff with a swimming pool noodle.

Michael Jackson breaks into WALMART. He only steals lotion. Turning to the security camera he whispers "smooth criminal" and moonwalks away

So sick of not knowing if a girl's single. We need a symbol "Rings?" Not visible enough "Screw it, lets put a dot on their foreheads" -India

It's cool to jump out of bed and realize you are already dressed to run to Walmart