We've all talked to this guy!! Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said; ""Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. It is

*kneels to pray* "Hello, God?" "YOU'VE REACHED CUSTOMER SUPPORT." "Who is this?" "MY NAME IS BRAD." "Are you in Heaven, Brad?" "NO, INDIA."

Wife: Did you pay the mortgage yet? Me: Do you think surfers in India are called Hindudes? Wife: What? Me: What? Communication is hard

"I wish some random guy from India would DM me!" -no girl, ever