Scavenger hunt! Find a parent in Walmart who isn't scowling or being verbally and physically abusive to their children.

You and your happiness can go straight to Walmart. Or whereever your "hell" is.

Walmart has an alarming amount of security camera video with me humping stuff with a swimming pool noodle.

Michael Jackson breaks into WALMART. He only steals lotion. Turning to the security camera he whispers "smooth criminal" and moonwalks away