[Americas Got Talent] ME: *reads an opinion different than mine online without getting offended* JUDGE (under his breath): how'd he do that

It's weird that America has never had a bald eagle president but Australia has had several kangaroo prime ministers (I assume).

FRIEND: Australia has 9 of the 10 world's deadliest snakes ME: OMG ONE ESCAPED?!

"I donno. America's Got Ghosts?" -- someone in charge of a channel I probably pay $10 a year for and never watch.