Asian Heaven and Hell In Asia, Heaven is where: 1. The chefs are Chinese 2. The lovers are Filipino (LBFM) 3. The engineers are Japanese 4. The musicians are Korean 5. The drunks are Thai 6. Everything is run by the Indians Hell is where: 1. The chefs are Indian 2. The lovers are Thai 3. The engineers Filipino (grasping at straws here) 4. The musicians are Korean (it really could go both ways) 5. The drunks are Japanese 6. Everything is run by the Chinese