#malta

I was Hungary... ...So I Russia down the stairs, made a Turkey sandwich and had a chocolate Malta for dessert.

The Italian who went to Malta (read with Italian accent) One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say, you no understand, I wanna piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch! I don't even know the lady and she call me a sonna ma bitch!! Later I go to eat at a bigga restaurant. The waitress brings …

Blonde on a plane. (First submission, Hope people like it) A very attractive blonde boards a plane for a long flight and settles in. As she is leaning against the window trying to get some rest a business man takes the seat next to her. ""Hi I'm Frank"" he says. ""Oh hi"" says the blonde before she tries to settle back in. ""Wait a second now"" says the guy ""this is a long flight why don't we play a game. Tell you what, I will ask you a question, if you don't know the answer you have to give me…