#norway

My grandpappy didn't come here from Norway so a black president could let immigrants park their low-riders in front of my liquor store!

The ice fishing contest An ice fishing contest is held between Norway and Sweden. The teams from each country get up early and set up their gear at opposite sides of a lake. After about half an hour, the Norwegians haul up their first fish. The Swedes can hear them cheer from across the lake. Then another one bites, and throughout the day they catch a bunch of fish. The Swedes on the other hand can't even get a nibble. Thenext day the same thing happens, and the Swedes are yet to catch even one …

My housemate is going away to Oslo. He asked if I wanted to come along but I said Norway.

What's the most popular family car in Norway? The Fjord Focus

I'm Hungary I'm Russian to the kitchen to czech the fridge There is turkey But it's covered in Greece There's Norway I can eat that. Edit:spelling

Trip to Norway I took a cruise to Norway and brought along my SUV to explore the country for a few weeks. While unloading my vehicle from the ship, the cable broke, dumping the car into the water. Now I have a Fjord Explorer.

Timmy and mum are quite punny. Timmy : I'm Hungary,. Mum : Why don't you Czech the fridge. Timmy : Ok, I'm Russian to the kitchen. Mum : Hmm...maybe you'll find some Turkey. Timmy : Yeah, but its all covered in Greece. Yuck ! Mum : There is Norway you can eat that. Timmy : I know, I guess I'll just have a can of Chile. Mum : Denmark your name on the can. Timmy : Kenya do it for me? Mum : Ok , I'm Ghana do it. Timmy : Thanks, i'm so tired Iran for an hour today. Mum : It Tokyo long enough. Timmy …

I told Cheryl Cole I was taking her to Scandinavia for a weeks holiday. ""Norway?"" ""No, I'm serious.""

So you see Mohammed,we culdn't think of a name... ...and in Norway, you have to name your child within a certain timeframe, like 3 months or so. If not, the most popular name in the birth-region gets selected. Common names in Norway are ""Ola"", ""Erik"", ""Anders"" and ""Magnus"", except for Oslo ,where you were born...

I'm Hungary I'm Russian to the Czech the kitchen Maybe you'll find Turkey It's covered in Greece D: Eww, Norway your going to eat that I think I'll settle for a can of Chile I want some Chile too! Denmark your name on it Kenya do it for me All right I'm Ghana do it Thanks, Iran 5 miles today, so tired

Which states is Bernie most popular in? Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

So my friend is dating a Norwegian So my friend is dating a norwegian. They went to D---y World. They went to some shows and a stage act was throwing stuff at the crowd. The stage actor made some pretty hilarious puns. My friend noticed his norwegian girlfriend was not laughing. He asked- ""Do you have puns in Norway?"" She said - ""Oh yes, but we use kilograms"" True story

what car do people drive in Norway when it floods? the fjord escape

How do norwegians catch rabbits in norway? They hide in a bush, and make carrot sounds.

I always appreciate a good pun, but never geographical ones There's Norway I'd sink Oslo as that

What's the best truck in Norway? The Fjord F150.

A Norwegian Love Story Max and Arlene lived by a lake in Norway. It was early winter and the lake had frozen over. Max asked Arlene if she would walk across the frozen lake to the general store to get him some beer. She asked him for some money but he told her, ""Nah, just put it on our tab."" So Arlene walked across, got the beer at the general store, and walked back home across the lake. When she got home and gave Max his beer, she asked him, ""Max, you always tell me not to run up the tab at …

I just found out that Norway has the highest cost of living in Europe... ... I couldn't A-Fjord to live there.

Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.

Ole and Sven A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "why sure," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "where ya from?" "Norway," replies the second man. The first man responds, "Ya don't say, I'm from Norway too! Let's have another round to Norway." Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Norway are ya from?" "Bergen," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Bergen too! Let's have another drink to old…

I'm Hungary Timmy: I'm Hungary, Mum: Why don't you Czech the fridge. Timmy: OK I'm Russian to the kitchen. Mum: Hmmm.. may be you'll find some Turkey. Timmy: Yeah but its all covered in Greece. yuck! Mum: There is Norway you can eat that. Timmy: I know, I guess I'll just have a can of Chile Mum: Denmark your name on the can. Timmy: Kenya do it for me? Mum: OK, I'm Ghana do it. Timmy: Thanks, i'm so tired Iran for an hour today Mum: It Tokyo long enough. Timmy: yeah Israe…

Timmy : I'm Hungary Timmy : I'm Hungary. Mum : Why don't you Czech the fridge. Timmy : Ok, I'm Russian to the kitchen. Mum : Hmm...maybe you'll find some Turkey. Timmy : Yeah, but its all covered in Greece. Yuck ! Mum : There is Norway you can eat that. Timmy : I know, I guess I'll just have a can of Chile. Mum : Denmark your name on the can. Timmy : Kenya do it for me? Mum : Ok , I'm Ghana do it. Timmy : Thanks, i'm so tired Iran for an hour today. Mum : It Tokyo long enough.…

What did the Australian say when he found out there is a country west of Sweden? Norway

An Australian guy is going around asking people trivia questions on the street... The Australian guy approaches a random man and says, "You there! If you can name one Scandanavian country right now, I'll give you $100." The man says, "Norway!" The Australian says, "Yes way! Any one of them."

Why does Norway have barcodes on their boats? So they can Scandinavian.