[meeting the parents] Do you have one in blonde?

"Call your blonde friend, your black friend & your Asian friend!" - every cellphone ad ever

I'm rockin the 'Barbie doll' look today. No, I didn't dye my hair blonde. I did 4 pushups and now I can't unbend my arms

In a parallel universe, a zebra is walking around her contemporary decorated house, on top of a skinned blonde chick with big hoops rug.