#norway

A joke my Grandpa told me the other day... A young ventriloquist is touring Norway and puts on a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee

Why does the Norway Navy have bar codes on the side of their ships? So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian!

Old swedish joke There was a Norwegian submarine on lookout for enemy ships south of Norway. The Swedes thought it would be fun to mess with them.

I'd love to visit Norway ...

The ice fishing contest An ice fishing contest is held between Norway and Sweden. The teams from each country get up early and set up their gear at opposite sides of a lake.

Just found out that Norway has the highest cost of living in Europe... There's Norway I could A-Fjord to live there.

Did you hear about the bike race that goes all the way across Norway and Sweden? It ends at the Finnish line.

There has been a bomb explode in Scandanavia? There's Norway i would sink Oslo as to think of a joke for that.

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway? Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.