A Norwegian Love Story Max and Arlene lived by a lake in Norway. It was early winter and the lake had frozen over. Max asked Arlene if she would walk across the frozen lake to the general store to get him some beer. She asked him for some money but he told her, ""Nah, just put it on our tab."" So Arlene walked across, got the beer at the general store, and walked back home across the lake. When she got home and gave Max his beer, she asked him, ""Max, you always tell me not to run up the tab at …

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condoms used correctly Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What s that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene: Where did you get it? Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy. The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmac…

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Two old ladies are outside their nursing home.... Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet. Arlene: Where did you get it? Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy. The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacis…

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Two old ladies were having a smoke Jane and Arlene were outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. **Arlene:** *What in the hell is that?* **Jane:** *A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.* **Arlene:** *Where did you get it?* **Jane:** *You can get them at any pharmacy.* The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the…

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