A Chinese guy walks into a bar with a black bar tender
The chinese guy sits down and says ""hey niger get me a jigger."" The bar tender pissed says ""How about you stand behind the bar and i'll walk in and see how you feel."" The chinese guy agrees. So the black guy walks outside then back in and says ""Hey chink i'll have a drink."" The chinese guy replied ""Sorry we don't serve black people here.""