A doctor from U.K. says: ""In U.K. the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's hand; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."" The German doctor comments:""That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."" A Russian doctor says:""That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he

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Two men walk into a bar And have an African themed pun-off. ""I'm going Togo first!"" ""You? But I Libya!"" ""All of a Sudan, your puns have started to come good."" ""I'm gonna put all my focus on my next job, in order to earn a few Guineas!"" ""Hey, don't Pretoria eggs in one basket!"" ""Got a great tongue twister or you.She sells Seychelles by the sea shore!"" ""Heard her name was *Victoria!*"" ""Can never get a good signal on my radio... oh, the Tunisia!"" ""The Tunis... here?"" Then the bart

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