#togo

Kenya please explain why you called Chad a Niger? You Congo around using words like that or all of a Sudan you Ghana have no place Togo

You hear about the guy who got lost in Africa? He didn't know where Togo.

Two men walk into a bar And have an African themed pun-off. ""I'm going Togo first!"" ""You? But I Libya!"" ""All of a Sudan, your puns have started to come good."" ""I'm gonna put all my focus on my next job, in order to earn a few Guineas!"" ""Hey, don't Pretoria eggs in one basket!"" ""Got a great tongue twister or you.She sells Seychelles by the sea shore!"" ""Heard her name was *Victoria!*"" ""Can never get a good signal on my radio... oh, the Tunisia!"" ""The Tunis... here?"" Then the bart…

You So ugly.. Local restaurant band you from coming in You can only take Togo orders..

Child skipping ahead in school A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, ""Harry, what's your problem?"" Harry answered, ""I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade, too!"" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The princip…

TIL: In most African countries, the only way to order at a McDonald’s is to dine in. Except one. Togo.