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Two men walk into a bar And have an African themed pun-off. ""I'm going Togo first!"" ""You? But I Libya!"" ""All of a Sudan, your puns have started to come good."" ""I'm gonna put all my focus on my next job, in order to earn a few Guineas!"" ""Hey, don't Pretoria eggs in one basket!"" ""Got a great tongue twister or you.She sells Seychelles by the sea shore!"" ""Heard her name was *Victoria!*"" ""Can never get a good signal on my radio... oh, the Tunisia!"" ""The Tunis... here?"" Then the bartender comes in, ""Sounds like Egypt up there! Djibouti-ng him out for that?"" ""Nah, Rwanda carry on."" ""Good cause I'm Ghana win this one!"" ""Nah Angola win!"" ""Is there a hidden word in there? Cause I'm terrible with Accra-nyms."" ""You're gonna pay in this Freetown!"" ""WOAH DUDE! This is just a friendly battle, no need to be so Mauritius!"" A fat scruffy looking man then walks in, ""Owrite Giza's?"" The two men choose to ignore him. ""Ah whatever, Maputo'ing my hands up, I can't compete anymore, I'm Malawi-ng you to win."" ""I wonder what my prize is... Woah, Madagascar!""

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Joke ID: 01KKTNC0JXX9N9296CQEQMWZ74