A Chinese guy walks into a bar with a black bar tender The chinese guy sits down and says ""hey niger get me a jigger."" The bar tender pissed says ""How about you stand behind the bar and i'll walk in and see how you feel."" The chinese guy agrees. So the black guy walks outside then back in and says ""Hey chink i'll have a drink."" The chinese guy replied ""Sorry we don't serve black people here.""
FRIENDS reunion (2016) RACHEL: [texting from bar] sry smthg came up CHANDLER: [texting from home] same... work JOEY: [in LA] wait THIS friday?
Ok America now is our chance to catch up on productivity, health care, math & science while the rest of the world is drunk & watching soccer
My wife and I have been dieting together for a week so it'd probably be safer for me to come home smelling like perfume than a Snickers bar.
I bet when David Hasselhoff gets too drunk he roams the streets screaming "KITT!" When he can't find his car.
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