A woman had five sons. A woman had five sons: Alex, Bill, Chad, Doug, and Eric. One day, the woman gets a phone call from the hospital. The doctor says, ""I'm so sorry to tell you this, but your son was in a car accident and broke his leg."" ""Oh no!"" She responds, ""Which one?"" The doctor answers, ""The left leg.""
[on quiz show] "and if you won some money today keith, what would you do with it?" *leans way too close into the microphone* spend it alex
I'll take "That's Not A Category" for $200, Alex. "That's not a category." Yes, that's right. "That's not a category." I chose that, yes.
My Boyfriend hates it when we role play and I'm the Doctor cause I make him wait 3 hours bill him then send in a med student named Chad.
*finds all 7 dragonballs *dragon appears* "WHAT IS YOUR WIS...OH GODDAMMIT CHAD, FOR THE LAST TIME I CANNOT MAKE PEOPLE RESPECT NICKELBACK"
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