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A woman had five sons. A woman had five sons: Alex, Bill, Chad, Doug, and Eric. One day, the woman gets a phone call from the hospital. The doctor says, ""I'm s

I'll take ""Much ado"" for $1000, Alex. Answer: ""John Wayne...Jeff Bridges... Donald Trump."" ""Who are The Duke, The Dude, and The Douche.""

8-year old Alex had a crush on his teacher, so he stayed behind in recess. The teacher asked Alex if something was wrong, since he wasn't out with the others. "