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Son leaves a note A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an Envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding rea…

Tommy and his older brother and sister were getting homeschooled together ""So which cities in Japan were targeted by nuclear weapons during World War II?"" Tommy's mom asked, gesturing at one of the older ones to answer. ""So who exactly are you expecting to answer?"" Asked Tommy, looking at his two siblings. ""He or she, ma?""

Tommy's Mom Tommy's mom has three sons. Rick and Nash. Who is the third son? Tommy you idiot. (I know this is more of a cheesy riddle. Pardon me, I'm from Canada. Also, to my friends this is funny in Canada.)

Why Parents Drink A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an Envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding rea…

For weeks, Tommy was telling his kindergarten teacher about the baby sister who was going to be coming to his house soon. One day at home, Tommy's mother let him feel the baby kicking. Tommy didn't say anything, and he stopped talking about the baby at school. Finally the teacher sat Tommy down and said, ""Whatever happened to your new baby sister?"" Tommy burst into tears and confessed, ""I think my mummy ate her!""

A city slicker, named Tommy, was on vacation in Texas. His hosts, being very hospitable, invited him to the local rodeo especially to see the greatest bucking bronco of all time, Blue Steel. Blue Steel was famed and renowned throughout the West for being the toughest meanest horse there ever was. He had seen off so many would-be riders that the rodeo organizers had promised $10,000 for anyone who could ride him just for 10 seconds. That afternoon, all the local Cowboys tried their best but Blue …

Little Tommy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station. There they saw pictures tacked to a big bulletin board. The label clearly read ""The 10 Most Wanted."" One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. ""Yes"" said the policeman ""the detectives want him very badly."" So Little Tommy asked while tugging on the man's belt ""Um mister why didn't you keep them when you took their pictures?""

Every Friday, Ms. Jane ends class a little early... and plays a game with the kids. She will read off famous quotes, and if one of the students in her 5th grade class can correctly name who said it, they get to leave school a little early. Today the quotes would come from US Presidents. She saw Tommy, who always won this game, sitting in the back, at attention, ready to go home early. She made note to try and let some other people win today. The first quote she read was "Speak softly and carr…

Tommy Jenkins was born without a body. Yes. By some strange medical... Let's not call it a miracle... occurrence... Tommy Jenkins was born only a head. His parents, Gregory and Judy, loved Tommy with all their hearts, and quickly adjusted their own lives to make sure that Tommy could have as close to a normal life as possible. As soon as Tommy was old enough to ask questions, Judy brought him to museums, art films, and lectures, hoping to develop the only "muscle" Tommy possessed: his brain. …

Tommy at the rodeo A city slicker, named Tommy, was on vacation in Texas. His hosts, being very hospitable, invited him to the local rodeo especially to see the greatest bucking bronco of all time, Blue Steel. Blue Steel was famed and renowned throughout the West for being the toughest meanest horse there ever was. He had seen off so many would-be riders that the rodeo organizers had promised $10,000 for anyone who could ride him just for 10 seconds. That afternoon, all the local Cowboys tr…

why parents have gray hair .. Just a reminder........ Why Parents Have Gray Hair A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted…

Kid learns ""fancy"" words. #1 young Tommy had gotten in trouble at school one day and after a series of events was on the verge of being expelled from his elementary school. To save face the boy's parents invited the superintendent and a few select teacher's over for dinner to discuss Tommy's future at the school. The young boy wanted to be able to turn over a new leaf and really wow the faculty so he decided to learn some new vocabulary to impress tonight's dinner guests.

A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, “Dad”. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom. I’ve been finding real passion with Joan and she i…