#little-tommy

Racist Kids One day in Ms. J's class, she asked her students to stand up and tell the class what their daddy does, spell it, then say what he would do if he were there in the class today... When the first little girl raises her hand, Ms. J says, ok Kim you first... Kim excitedly says... ""My daddy is a banker, B A N K E R, and if he were here today he would give us all a dollar to invest""... Ms. J says very good thank you Kim. Little Johnny raises his hand next and says ""My daddy is a doctor, …

A couple of months before Christmas, a boy found out what he wanted from Santa... Excited, Little Tommy wrote a letter to Santa, saying: > Dear Santa, > I want a brother for Christmas! > From, Tommy. A couple of weeks later, Tommy got a letter back from Santa: > Dear Tommy, > Send me your mother.

Little Tommy was doing very badly in math His parents had tried everything; tutors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could think of. Finally in a last ditch effort, they took Tommy down and enrolled him in the local Catholic School. After the first day, little Tommy comes home with a very serious look on his face. He doesn't kiss his mother hello. Instead, he goes straight to his room & starts studying. Books & papers are spread out all over the room and l…

The Pope is teaching a Sunday school class ""Children"" begins the Pope. ""Where's Jesus today?"" Little Tommy says: ""He's in my heart."" Little Barry says: ""He's in Heaven."" Little Davey says: ""He's in our bathroom."" The surprised Pope asks Little Davey how he knows this. ""Well,"" says Little Davey, ""every day my Dad bangs on our bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?""

Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; tutors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could think of. Finally in a last ditch effort, they took Tommy down & enrolled him in the local Catholic School. After the firstday, little Tommy comes home with a very serious look on his face. He doesn't kiss his mother hello. Instead, he goes straight to his room & starts studying. Books & papers are spread out all over the room and…

Everything has a weakness Little tommy is playing catch with his dad when his father misses a ball that hits him squarely in the crotch. The dad doubles over in pain. Little Timmy runs up to his dad. Little tommy: What's wrong dad? Why are you hurt? Dad: The ball hit me in our weakness, son. Little tommy: What's a weakness dad? Dad: You see son, everything has a weakness. Nothing is perfect. It just so happens that a man's weakness is on the outside of his body. Little tommy: Oh, well does mommy…

Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; tutors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could think of. Finally in a last ditch effort, they took Tommy down and enrolled him in the local Catholic School. After the first day, little Tommy comes home with a very serious look on his face. He doesn't kiss his mother hello. Instead, he goes straight to his room and starts studying. Books & papers are spread out all over the room and little…

Little Tommy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station. There they saw pictures tacked to a big bulletin board. The label clearly read ""The 10 Most Wanted."" One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. ""Yes"" said the policeman ""the detectives want him very badly."" So Little Tommy asked while tugging on the man's belt ""Um mister why didn't you keep them when you took their pictures?""

Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; tutors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could think of. Finally in a last ditch effort, they took Tommy down & enrolled him in the local Catholic School. After the firstday, little Tommy comes home with a very serious look on his face. He doesn't kiss his mother hello. Instead, he goes straight to his room & starts studying. Books & papers are…