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Tyrone One day in his third grade class, Tyrone asks his teacher if he can go to the bathroom. While he's in the bathroom, peeing, his classmate, Timmy enters and begins peeing in the stall right next to Tyrone. Naturally, he is a little curious, so Tyrone looks over the stall to see if Timmy's wee wee is as big as his. When he gets back to class, he asks the teacher, ""How come my wee wee is so much bigger than Timmy's? Is it because I am black and he is white""? The teacher answers, ""No, Tyro…

A 2nd grade class just gets in from recess... The teacher tells the class they're going to do a spelling assignment that relates to what they did for recess. ""If you can come up to the board and write the word I give you, you'll get a gold star for the day,"" the teacher explains. ""Tommy, what'd you do for recess?"" she asks the first student. ""Well,"" Tommy begins, ""I played in the sand box with Suzy!"" ""Okay great. If you can come to the board and spell the word 'sand' I'll give you a gol…

Racist Kids One day in Ms. J's class, she asked her students to stand up and tell the class what their daddy does, spell it, then say what he would do if he were there in the class today... When the first little girl raises her hand, Ms. J says, ok Kim you first... Kim excitedly says... ""My daddy is a banker, B A N K E R, and if he were here today he would give us all a dollar to invest""... Ms. J says very good thank you Kim. Little Johnny raises his hand next and says ""My daddy is a doctor, …

Tyrone's First Day of School Tyrone's first day in the first grade he came home crying. When his mother asked why, he replied, ""The teacher told us to say our ABC's and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to the letter E. Why is that? His mom said, ""Because you black and they white."" The next day Tyrone was crying again. ""What's wrong today, Tyrone?"" his mother asked. Tyrone said, ""Teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only …

These days you can't even say ''black paint'' anymore You have to politely ask, ""Tyrone, will you please paint the wall?""

Political Correctness is out of hand You can't even say ""black paint"" anymore, You have to say ""Tyrone, please paint my fence.""

A first grade class comes in from recess. The teacher asks Emily, ""What did you do at recess?"" Emily says, ""I played in the sand box."" The teacher says, ""That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie."" She does and gets a cookie. Next the teacher asks James what he did at recess. James says, ""I played with Emily in the sand box."" The teacher says, ""Good. If you write 'box' correctly on blackboard, I'll give you a fresh-baked…

Karma Tyrone was having trouble in school; his teacher was always yelling at him, ""You're driving me crazy, Tyrone; can't you learn anything? One day Tyrone's mother came to school to see how he was doing. The teacher told her honestly that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and that she had never had such an unmotivated and ignorant boy in her entire teaching career. Tyrone's mom, shocked at the feedback, withdrew her son from school and moved out of Detroit, relocating to …

A little black boy is cooking with his grandma. Jokingly, he pats some flour on his face and says, ""Look, gramma! I'm a little white boy!"" Grandma pops him on the mouth, and takes him to his mother. The grandma tells him to say what he had said to her in the kitchen. ""Look, momma! I'm a little white boy!"" The mom takes off her shoe, and pops him with it. Then, she takes the little boy to his dad's room. ""Tyrone, listen to what your son is saying."" The boy repeats, ""Look, daddy! I'm a litt…

Tyrone first day at 1st grade Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother ask why he replays. ""The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that."" Mom says ""cause u black and they white."" Next day Tyrone is crying again . ""What's wrong today Tyrone"" his mother ask. Tyrone said ""teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that."" Mom …

My dyslexic brother made ginger bread yesterday. Poor Tyrone..

Racist Maths If Steve has $20 and Tyrone takes $16, what color is Tyrone?

I was called a racist for saying black paint today... Apparently the correct term is, ""Tyrone paint the fence""

Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade, he comes home crying... When his mother asks why, he replies, ""The teacher told us to say our ABC's and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to ""E"" why is that?"" Mom says, ""Cause you black and they white."" Next day Tyrone is crying again . ""What's wrong today Tyrone?"" His mother asks. Tyrone said, ""Teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did, but I could only get to 10. Why is that?"" Mom says, ""Cause …

A question related to math so Bob has 20 dollar and Tyrone takes 15 dollars away from Bob. What color is Tyrone ?

The world has become so politically correct these days... ...that you can't say black paint anymore... You have to say ""Tyrone, please paint my fence.""

Three women are sitting around when they begin to discuss their boyfriend's nicknames.[NSFW] Three women are sitting around when they begin to discuss their boyfriend's nicknames. The first one says ""My boyfriend's name is Jerome, but I call him 7-up because he is seven inches and always up."" The second one states ""My boyfriend's name is DeShawn, but I call him Mountain Dew because when he mounts me he knows what to do."" The final women says ""My boyfriend's name is Tyrone, but I call him Co…

A black mom has 5 kids Their names are Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How does she tell them apart? By their last names

If Johnny has $20 and Tyrone takes $16... What color is Tyrone?

Saw the joke about the LAPD on the frontpage and I raise you this one Gang leader says ""Homies said you are reliable, and word around the block is you a straight up OG. Take this gun, go out and shoot six black men and a cop."" Tyrone replies ""No problem"" Gang leader says ""Fantastic attitude, you are in the gang!""

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She called them by their last names!

Tyrone and his teacher. None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, ""You're driving me insane, Tyrone."" One day Tyrone's mom came to school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mom honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and never had she seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career. The mom was shocked at the feedback and withdrew her son from school and moved out of Detroit…

The Teacher's Homework Assignment One day at an elementary school a teacher gives out a homework assignment for the kids. The teacher explains that everyone needs to go home and talk to their parents to find out three things: what they do for a living, how to spell their profession, and also tell us one thing about their job. The next day at school the kids come and sit down at their desks. Teacher: ""Ok you guys, who wants to go first?"" The teacher looks around the room and finds her black stu…

Deshsawn, Jamal, Tyrone, Darryl, and Darnell all went to see a movie... The 3 of them had fun.

the diary of tyrone His name is Tyrone and he grew up as a brony. He decided that he wanted to be the prettiest girl at the year 10 farewell. Tyrone is posh and has had a hard life due to haters. He gave up on his brony ways and decided to become a tranny