#jerome

1 out of every 5 people in the world is chinese. Was a fact little Tyshawn read. He then thought: Well, there are 5 brothers and sister in my family, so that means one of us would be chinese. I know it s not me. I don t think it s Monique my sister. It could be Jamal the eldest, Jerome the 2nd, or even my little bro Jin Lee. But something tells me it s Jerome.

Jerome the Scholar Jerome was a high school all star wide receiver at an inner-city school...however he was failing math and was in danger of losing his scholarship to Alabama. Due to his popularity, Mr. Cooper, the principal, decided to give him a chance to boost his grade and called him down at a school assembly. ""OK Jerome, if you can tell me what the square root of 81 is, I'll pass you in math"". ""Uh 8?"" Jerome guessed. ""Aww c'mom Mr. Cooper, give Jerome another chance!"" the student bod…

Three women are sitting around when they begin to discuss their boyfriend's nicknames.[NSFW] Three women are sitting around when they begin to discuss their boyfriend's nicknames. The first one says ""My boyfriend's name is Jerome, but I call him 7-up because he is seven inches and always up."" The second one states ""My boyfriend's name is DeShawn, but I call him Mountain Dew because when he mounts me he knows what to do."" The final women says ""My boyfriend's name is Tyrone, but I call him Co…

break it up A teacher at a primary school sees three children fighting ""Timmy! Sally! Jerome! Stop that at once and go see the headmaster!"" so the children dust themselves down and trudge off to the headmaster's office. ""Well children,"" said the stern headmaster ""Its very naughty to fight and I might have to give you the slipper if you don't tell me what happened. Timmy, tell me why you were fighting"" ""Coz..I was playing with Sally then Jerome wanted to play too but we didn't want him to"…

Did you know it's now politically incorrect to say 'black paint'? Now you have to say ""Jerome can you please paint the fence"".

REVISED HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM FOR SO. CAL. NAME______________________________ GANG NAME_________________________ 1) Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold? 2) Rufus pimps 3 hos. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Rufus' $800 per day crack habit? 3) Jerome wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make…

Jerome comes home from third grade one day and asks his mom