#jose

My Mexican friend is lactose intolerant. No whey Jose.

Two Mexicans What do you call two Mexicans in the back of a fire truck? Jose and Hose B

A man and his zebra There lives a man and his zebra Jose. Jose is hard of sight. Every morning, just at dawn, the man takes out Jose and askes him ""Jose, can you see by the dawn's early light?""

There were these firefighters in Mexico that were all at the station when they receive a call. Sure enough, there's a fire at this restaurant a few blocks down. The men scramble around and try to gather everything to head to the scene. Juan calls out to Miguel, ""Don't forget Jose. We left Jose behind the last two times."" ""Alright alright,"" replies Miguel. The firefighters arrive at the scene and the restaurant is up in flames. ""Miguel, we're going to need Jose for this! Grab Jose"" ""I coul…

How can the National Anthem be racist if?. The first words are, "" Jose can you see?""

My friends keep saying, ""If Trump wins, I'm leaving the country!"" But I think Carlos, Jose, and Alejandro are all talk.

Political correctness has reached the level of absurdity For example, we can't say brown paint. Instead we should say ""please paint that wall, Jose""

A Catholic named Jose climbed mount Olympus. He saw God at the top and said ""Hey! Zeus!""

Two Mexican body builders have devoted their lives to power-lifting and they just found out that certain protein supplements have become illegal. Just as one was about to sip on his protein shake, the other smacks it out of his hand and yells: ""No whey, Jose!""

What do you call a Mexican with small muscles? No whey Jose.

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons? Jose and Hoseb

A Mexican Man Who is new to the United States is telling his friends about his recent trip to a baseball game. He says ""after I found my seat I was sang a song to by the whole crowd!"" His friends ask him what he means. He says ""The song they sang to me went something like this: Jose can you see, by the dawns early light.""

I feel really bad for the Mexican Olympian disqualified from weightlifting for excessive use of protein. They told him, ""No whey, Jose.""

[long] Another blond guy joke... Three best friends worked in construction together on the same crew. They were working on the 20th floor of a building when they stopped for their lunch break. They sat on the edge of the building, legs dangling over the edge, enjoying the view as they ate their lunches. Guido opened his lunch box and yelled in frustration, ""Pasta! Pasta! Every day it's pasta! If I get pasta in my lunch tomorrow, I'm gonna jump!"" Jose then opened his lunch and exclaimed, ""Tort…

What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids? Jose and Hose-B

What do Mexicans say on their first day in America? Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...

What did Jose name his son? Hose B

San Jose A friend of mine a went to the US embassy for a visa. When asked where he was going, he replied,""San Jose"". The immigration officer corrects him that San Jose is pronounced ''San Hose'' J is pronounced as ''H'' in the States.'' So how long is your stay in San Jose?'' ""7 months; from Hanuary to Huly.""

How many Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb? None! The room's been dark ever since Jose got deported!

What do you call horse hay from Mexico Jose

I'm writing a book about common Mexican names... I'm gonna call it ""50 Shades of Jose""

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons? Jose and Josb

Origin of Nacho Cheese One day a poor Mexican farmer leaves to the market with the last dollars he had. Begging for a miracle the man walks takes a short cut to through the valley. As he is walking a yellow cheese wheel suddenly rolls right to his feet. Never seeing a cheese wheel like this he realizes his prayers were answered. He immediately runs home with the wheel to show his family. That night as they are enjoying the fresh cheese his wife asks ""Jose, what are we going to call this cheess,…

If people in the US hate mexicans so much.. than why is Jose in the national anthem

What did the Spanish firefighter name his twin sons? Jose and Hose B