#carlos

There is no "i" in "team." But there's an "i" in "Tim," and my friend Carlos pronounces it "team." So there we go.

What do you call a Mexican guy who's car always goes missing? Carlos.

Jesus take the wheel Carlos you take the stereo, and Roberto, you take lookout.

My friends keep saying, ""If Trump wins, I'm leaving the country!"" But I think Carlos, Jose, and Alejandro are all talk.

What do you call a Mexican who has had his car stolen? Carlos

What do you call a guy that's lost his car? Carlos

Juan was coming home after a long shift at work when he heard noises from upstairs. He walked into his bedroom to find his wife being ploughed six ways to Sunday by his mates from work, Alberto, Ricardo and Carlos. Shocked, standing there in the doorway, he exclaims, ""Baby! How could you do this to me?! Just yesterday you said you never wanted to be with anyone else!"" His embarrassed wife, clutching a bedsheet to herself, exclaims ""No I didn't! All I said was that you were the only Juan for m…

What do you call a Mexican who loss his car? Carlos

What do you call an Argentinian victim of grand theft auto? Carlos

Carlos was a passionate soccer fan After the devastating defeat Brazil suffered in the 2014 World Cup, Carlos sat in his room and began screaming: ""NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"" and continued screaming for many months. His neighbors were extremely annoyed because of all the ruckus and were also concerned because they had not met him for an extended period of time. So one day, Jose, his friend and neighbor, goes up to Carlos's house and knocks on his window. Carlos, startled, goes to the …

The Teacher's Homework Assignment One day at an elementary school a teacher gives out a homework assignment for the kids. The teacher explains that everyone needs to go home and talk to their parents to find out three things: what they do for a living, how to spell their profession, and also tell us one thing about their job. The next day at school the kids come and sit down at their desks. Teacher: ""Ok you guys, who wants to go first?"" The teacher looks around the room and finds her black stu…

My friends started to call me Carlos... because I lost my car.

Jesus take the wheel Carlos you take the stereo and I got lookout!

what do u call a mexican who lost hes car carlos LOL

What is a Spanish person without a car called? Carlos

Lost at Sea The crew of a spanish galleon has been stranded in the arctic for days after an unsuccessful voyage, quickly running out of supplies. The captain instructs his first mate to climb the ship's mast to try to find anything useful in the distance. He shouts up to the first mate ""Carlos! Is there no hope my friend?"" After a little while, Carlos shouts back down, dejectedly: ""Ay si! All I see is all icy!""

Carlos is chilling with his baby brother, Pedro... ...and Carlos says, ""Quieres escuchar una broma, Pedro?"" *(Do you want to hear a joke, Pedro?)* To which little Pedro replies, ""Si, por supuesto!"" *(Yes, of course!)* And Carlos says, ""Esta seguro? Puede ser demasiado divertido..."" *(Are you sure? It may be too funny...)* ""Que hago! QUE HAGO!"" *(I do! I DO!)* ""Bueno, si tu lo dices. Esta usted listo?"" *(Okay, if you say so. Are you ready?)* ""SI! SI! SI!"" *(YES! YES! YES!)* ""Que grup…

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen? Carlos.

I leant my Ferrari to my friend Carlos and never got it back.

Mexican joke What do you call a Mexican without a car? Carlos

Two mexicans are walking in a desert.... and are extremely thirsty and hungry, and are out of food and water. As they continue on their journey to reach their homeland, Carlos says to Juan in broken english, ""I don't think we es going to make it, Juan."" Juan replies, ""We must keep trying Carlos, we es got no choice."" As Carlos and Juan approach a big hill of sand in the desert, Carlos immediately smells bacon. ""Juan!!! You smell that? Smells like.... Bacon!!!!"" Carlos replies reluctantly, …

gotta love cousins... what do you call a hispanic man who's car got jacked? Carlos. what do you call the italian man who stole it? Carmine.

My friend Carlos got his car stolen. We just call him Los now.

There is no ""I"" in ""team."" But there's an ""I"" in ""Tim,"" and my friend Carlos pronounces it ""team"" so....there

What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons? Jose and Hose B.