#brazil

Ok Brazil, this would be a time when it's ok to bite an opponent.

Pretty sure Brazil has an enormous wax museum.

Good thing Brazil won...otherwise I'm pretty sure they would've just cancelled the rest of the World Cup.

Who hired those 10 Americans to go to Brazil and pretend like they like soccer?

Holland break FIFA rules by accidentally scoring against Brazil

My daughter: I know everything Me: What's the capital of brazil? My daughter: that's a secret

Zoo A guy learned how to make coffee. Every few weeks, he took a plane to Brazil and made a pilgrimage to the mountains to pick coffee beans with his bare hands, grind them with mortar and pestle, and take them home to make by boiling water manually and pouring it through a strainer. One day, while in Brazil to get his biweekly coffee beans, he decides that this ordeal is so tiring that he may as well go to the zoo to blow off some steam. While there, he met an otter. He spoke to the otter, and …

The US President, French President, and Brazilian President are in an airplane... The French president sticks is arm out of a window in the airplane and says, ""We're flying over France."" The other two presidents ask him how he knows this. He responds with, ""I just touched the Eiffel Tower."" A little while later, the US president sticks his arm out of the window and says, ""We're flying over the United States."" The other two presidents ask him how he knows this. He responds with, ""I just to…

Guess who won't be winning world cup this year? Brazil.

Lochte turns up late for his Brazil hearing... ""Very sorry Your Honour, I got held up""

Pokemon go in Brazil I heard Pokemon Go players in Brazil can catch an exclusive Pokemon... the Zikachu

Brazil sent a mascot kangaroo to Australia's Olympic village so they would feel more at home Australia was so glad that they promised that when Brazil visits them they will include a drug-dealer in theirs. Just so they feel more at home!

What is the suicide emergency hotline number in Brazil? 127 Edit: [for clarification](http://www.fifa.com/worldcup/matches/round=255955/match=300186474/)

56% of Brazil is Covered In Rainforest The rest is covered by Manuel Neuer

Where is the best place to buy authentic shrunken heads? Brazil

Elementary School Teacher falls down really bad | Old joke from Brazil After the break time, Mrs. Schmoyer called all kids to go back to the classroom. While they were walking through the hallway, Mrs. Schmoyer (who was wearing a black skirt that day) suddenly falls really bad on the floor. All the kids shout laughing. She stands up really mad and starts do yield at the kids. Then, she turns to little Susan: ""What did you see, Mrs. Becker??"" ""- I saw your shoes, Mrs. Schmoyer"" ""One day of s…

Last week, I told my grandpa that Amazon is the best place for Christmas shopping. He just called me from Brazil.

How many people in Brazil shave? A Brazilian.

Three men are talking about how to make women stop whining Jack says : Last year I took her and we went to the bahamas and this year I will take her to Hawaii John says : Last year I took her and we went to Greece and this year I will take her to Brazil . What about you George ? George says : Last year I took her and we went up to the mountains . John replies : What about this year George ? Then George says : Ergh this year I am thinking of going to take her back .

The president of France, USA and Brazil are in a plane The french president puts his arm out of the window and say, ""We are in France!"". ""How do you know?"" the others president asked. ""I just touched the Eiffel tower!"".   So a little time later the president of the United States puts his hand out of the window and say ""Well, i can confirm that we are in America!"". ""How?"" the others asked. ""I just touched the statue of liberty!"".   Some hours later the president of B…

Germany 7 - 1 Brazil

The presidents of the United States, France, and Brazil are on a plane At one point, the president of the United States sticks his hand out the window and proclaims, ""We are flying over the US."" The others ask how he knows. ""Because I just touched the Statue of Liberty."" A while later, the president of France sticks his hand out the window and says, ""We are flying over France!"" The other two ask how he knows, to which he replies, ""Because I just touched the Eiffel Tower!"" Finally, hours …

How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil? A Brazillion!!! http://imgur.com/c4CJjUd

Carlos was a passionate soccer fan After the devastating defeat Brazil suffered in the 2014 World Cup, Carlos sat in his room and began screaming: ""NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"" and continued screaming for many months. His neighbors were extremely annoyed because of all the ruckus and were also concerned because they had not met him for an extended period of time. So one day, Jose, his friend and neighbor, goes up to Carlos's house and knocks on his window. Carlos, startled, goes to the …

Translated Brazilian Joke - A broken car in the desert ** In Brazil it is common making jokes about our colonizers, the Portuguese. I hope they do the same about us in Portugal, so... ** A Portuguese, a Brazilian and an Argentinian are driving through the desert when their car suddenly breaks. Joao, the Brazilian suggests each one takes a piece of the car to help their journey walking back to the town. Santiago, the Argentinian says: - I'll take the seat, so if I'm tired I can sit on it and rest…