#ricardo

Juan was coming home after a long shift at work when he heard noises from upstairs. He walked into his bedroom to find his wife being ploughed six ways to Sunday by his mates from work, Alberto, Ricardo and Carlos. Shocked, standing there in the doorway, he exclaims, ""Baby! How could you do this to me?! Just yesterday you said you never wanted to be with anyone else!"" His embarrassed wife, clutching a bedsheet to herself, exclaims ""No I didn't! All I said was that you were the only Juan for m…

I paid a Mexican to finish my Spanish essay. He found me the next day and said that the problem was taken care of. "So, can I see my essay?" I asked. The Mexican took me to the hospital. My friend, Ricardo, was dead.

An Italian man and his wife had three children... The two oldest were playing football while the other slept indoors. The man said, "My love, are you sure Ricky is my son? His brothers are athletic but him...not so much." "Yes, my love." A decade later the oldest brothers graduated college, one becoming an engineer and the other a doctor. Ricky had dropped out and took a job at a fast food place. "My love, are you sure Ricardo is mine? His brothers are successful but him...not so much." "Y…

Ricardo was a young Italian man. He lived in Milan. On his 16th birthday his father Antonio, in a rite of passage, gave him a hunting rifle that was a family heirloom. The rifle had been handmade by Antonio’s father who founded the Rolle Carabiner Company after World War II. Ricardo cherished the rifle and he practiced with it often. One day, while at the shooting range, he met a beautiful English girl named Nev and they fell in love at first sight. In broken English he asked her out for coff…