Two mexicans are walking in a desert.... and are extremely thirsty and hungry, and are out of food and water. As they continue on their journey to reach their homeland, Carlos says to Juan in broken english, ""I don't think we es going to make it, Juan."" Juan replies, ""We must keep trying Carlos, we es got no choice."" As Carlos and Juan approach a big hill of sand in the desert, Carlos immediately smells bacon. ""Juan!!! You smell that? Smells like.... Bacon!!!!"" Carlos replies reluctantly, ""How could you just, smell bacon out here? Make no sense Juan."" Juan replies, ""Es a bacon tree! I can tell!"" Carlos replies, ""No Juan, es a mirage!! Es messing with your mind!"" Juan would not listen. ""Ok Carlos, your choice."" Juan proceeded to climb the hill, while Carlos waited down at the bottom for him, knowing that this was way to good to be true. As Juan disappeared from Carlos's view, Carlos heard many gunshots. Terrified and confused, he didn't know what to do. Slowly, he saw Juan climb, with gunshot wounds, over the edge of the hill. ""Carlos, don't go up there!!"" ""Es no bacon tree."" ""Es a.... Es a hambush.""