#miguel

There were these firefighters in Mexico that were all at the station when they receive a call. Sure enough, there's a fire at this restaurant a few blocks down. The men scramble around and try to gather everything to head to the scene. Juan calls out to Miguel, ""Don't forget Jose. We left Jose behind the last two times."" ""Alright alright,"" replies Miguel. The firefighters arrive at the scene and the restaurant is up in flames. ""Miguel, we're going to need Jose for this! Grab Jose"" ""I coul…

I assassinated my friend... I gave Miguel a cigar and lit the end. When it began to fizzle, he looked at me, puzzled. ""What brand of cigar does this?"" he asked. I answered, ""Red Herring, of course."" And his chair exploded.

So Knock Knock Knock Knock Whos There Me Me Who Miguel ps: my name is Miguel

Two Mexican men have just crossed the border into the U.S. They are now wandering through the Arizona desert. In short time, they become lost amongst the sand, praying for any sign of civilization. They spend days out there, and are on the verge of death from heat and starvation. When suddenly, a shining oasis appears before them. The water is crystal clear and it is surrounded with lush foliage. And in the center is one specific tree. It is a majestic plant and from it's branches hang the most …

Jesus saved my life... And before I could thank him he got in the car with Miguel and drove away.