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Nate the Snake A truck driver is heading west across the Arizona desert. He has been driving all night, and as the sun starts to rise, he feels the need to stop and commune with nature. He pulls to the side of the road, parks, and walks out into the sage brush. As he is standing there, looking around at the beauty of the early morning, he notices a lever sticking out of the ground. After a few moments, he walks over, walks all the way around, and then reaches out to grasp the lever. Just as he d

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Two Mexican men have just crossed the border into the U.S. They are now wandering through the Arizona desert. In short time, they become lost amongst the sand, praying for any sign of civilization. They spend days out there, and are on the verge of death from heat and starvation. When suddenly, a shining oasis appears before them. The water is crystal clear and it is surrounded with lush foliage. And in the center is one specific tree. It is a majestic plant and from it's branches hang the most

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A message to the people of the Moon In 1968, NASA was testing equipment to be used for Moon missions. They went to the Arizona desert to perform their tests. While tests were in progress, an old Chief approached a NASA engineer to ask questions through his grandson, acting as interpreter. "The Chief wants to know what exactly you are doing here." "We're testing equipment for upcoming missions to the Moon", said the engineer. The Chief heard the translation and said something to his grandson

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