#jose

Jose and Carlos are panhandlers......They panhandle in different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day. Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend. Carlos says to Jose 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?'. Jose says, .... 'Look at your sign, what does it say'? Carlos' sign reads 'I ha…

Spanish fireman has twin boys, he names them Jose and Hose B

When young Jose newly arrived in the United States made his first trip to Yankee Stadium there were no tickets left for sale. Touched by his disappointment a friendly ticket salesman found him a perch near the American flag. Later Jose wrote home enthusiastically about his experience. ""And the Americans they are so friendly!"" he concluded. ""Before the game started they all stood up and looked at me and sang .... 'Jose can you see?'""

After the fire-truck arrived at a burning building in a small Spanish town the firemen observed a man dressed in a matador's costume prancing around on the roof. Four of the firemen held a safety-net and urged him to escape from the burning building by jumping into the net. He refused and loudly proclaimed ""I'm Fearless Jose the bullfighter who fears nothing not even fire."" The firemen begged and pleaded but to no avail. Jose kept prancing around while repeating the same phrase over and over u…

A Mexican man sneaks across the border to watch his favorite football team play... ...and makes it all the way to the stadium. He doesn't have tickets so he finds a large pole to climb up on and jumps down into the top of the bleachers to get a bird-eye view of the game. After the game was over and his buddies ask him how the game was back in Mexico he replies: "I don't know why you all don't think Americans are nice. As soon as I sat down everyone turned around, looked at me, and started sin…

So Juan, Pablo, and Jose are all attempting to cross the border legally... A border guard stops when he sees only one of them has the correct papers, and says 'Whoa whoa whoa there can be only Juan!' I'll see myself out

The England Football team..... visited a Brazilian orphanage this morning. 'It's heartbreak to see their sad little faces with no hope' said Jose, age 6.

The Bacon tree Two Mexican brothers are lost in the desert. They're hungry and thirsty, and have been walking for miles on end. Suddenly, Jose yells at his brother. "Brother! Do you smell that? It smells like bacon!" He rushes ahead, and sure enough, over the next dune, he sees it. A bacon tree. Glorious strips of crispy bacon, glistening in the sun, waiting to be eaten. Jose runs head long at the tree, just as his brother climbs the dune behind him. Suddenly two machine guns pop out of t…

The Panhandlers Jose and Carlos are panhandlers. They panhandle in different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day. Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend. Carlos says to Jose "I work just as long and hard as you do, but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?" Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say"? Carlos sign…

Jose visits America. Jose came to America from Mexico and wanted to go a baseball game so when he went home, he could tell his family all about it. When he got there, the game was sold out, so he decided to climb to the top of a flag pole to get a better look. When he returned home, his family was anxious to hear about his experience. "What happened?" asked his family. "Well, America is the nicest place in the world!!" he said. "Before the game started, all the people in the stands and all the …

Crossing the Border A young Mexican man decides he wants to see a bit of America. He swims across the Rio Grande and finds a college football game about to start. He doesn't have any money to get in, so he climbs a flag pole to watch the game. Later that night he swims back across the river and tells his family how friendly the Americans all were, as they all turned to him at the start of the game and asked together, "Jose, can you see?"

Our friend Jose has this annoying habit of yelling “Que?’ in the middle of a conversation, and we all get startled. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

What did the Spanish mother name her twin boys? Jose and Josb

A young Mexican man, named Jose, just arrived to the US and wanted to watch an American baseball game…. However when he got to the stadium all the seats were sold out, so he decided to climb to the top of a flag pole to watch. At the end of the game he went home and his family asked him how it was. He replied with “America is the nicest place. Before the game started, everyone stood up, looked at me and said Jose, can you see”.

Jose and Carlos Jose and Carlos are panhandlers that panhandle in different areas of town.

Just when you thought it was over after Irma... No way Jose.

A man named Jose has just moved from Mexico to the US and he wants to do something very American so he decides to go to a baseball game.

Jose and the Game. Jose snuck across the border to America from Mexico and wanted to go a baseball game so when he went home

What did the mexican fireman name his 2 children? Jose and Hose B

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter? Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

Jose visits America. Jose came to America from Mexico and wanted to go a baseball game so when he went home

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids? Jose and Hose-B

Did you know the anthem of the USA is about a Mexican immigrant?,"The first line is even about how he got in illegally at night: ""Jose can you see by the dawn's early light...""

What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children? Jose and Hose B

What do you call a Mexican that won't get on a scale? A no weigh Jose.