#pablo

I'm married, yet the only person that willingly goes down on their knees in front of my crotch is a 72 year old suit tailor named Pablo.

The two mexicans, lost in the mexican desert.. Juan and Pablo had been wandering aimlessly around the mexican desert for three days now. Without food and water their hopes of finding civilisation were fading fast.. When through the mirage they sight a bacon tree! The tree meant food, water and shelter so the two began running towards the tree. ""Juan, we are saved"" Exclaimed Pablo ""si Pablo, we are!"" Suddenly bullets began flying all around them, dashing into the sand at their feet, the two d…

Pablo was a family man. That's why he had two of them.

They say, ""the grass is greener on the other side..."" That's why Pablo, my landscaper, imports my marijuana.

A Mexican Boy Wants To Learn English Everyday Pablo would ask his dad when he could send him to America so he could learn english. His dad always replied, ""Son, I cannot afford to send you to America, but maybe someday you can still learn."" This continued for years until Pablo's 15th birthday when his dad bought him a very special gift, a radio. ""Here is your gift Pablo, a radio so you can listen to english everyday!"" Pablo was excited, finally he would be able to learn the language. The nex…

So Juan, Pablo, and Jose are all attempting to cross the border legally... A border guard stops when he sees only one of them has the correct papers, and says 'Whoa whoa whoa there can be only Juan!' I'll see myself out

Einstein, Picasso and George W. Bush stand before the Pearly Gates Einstein, Picasso and Bush stand before the Pearly Gates. St. Peter gets out to greet them and says: "I'll let you in, but first you have to prove that you are who you say you are." Einstein: "That's easy. Could you give me a blackboard and some chalk, please?" St. Peter snaps his fingers, a blackboard and chalk appear, and Einstein writes a few formulas while explaining the theory of relativity. "I believe you, it really is…

The two mexicans, lost in the mexican desert.. Juan and Pablo had been wandering aimlessly around the mexican desert for three days now. Without food and water their hopes of finding civilisation were fading fast.. When through the mirage they sight a bacon tree! The tree meant food, water and shelter so the two began running towards the tree. "Juan, we are saved" Exclaimed Pablo "sí Pablo, we are!" Suddenly bullets began flying all around them, dashing into the sand at their feet, the two …

What was Pablo Escobar's favourite pool party game? Narco Polo.