The two mexicans, lost in the mexican desert.. Juan and Pablo had been wandering aimlessly around the mexican desert for three days now. Without food and water their hopes of finding civilisation were fading fast.. When through the mirage they sight a bacon tree! The tree meant food, water and shelter so the two began running towards the tree. ""Juan, we are saved"" Exclaimed Pablo ""si Pablo, we are!"" Suddenly bullets began flying all around them, dashing into the sand at their feet, the two d…