The Panhandlers Jose and Carlos are panhandlers. They panhandle in different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day. Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend. Carlos says to Jose "I work just as long and hard as you do, but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?" Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say"? Carlos sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and six kids to support'." Jose says " No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars." Carlos says... "So what does your sign say"? Jose shows Carlos his sign. It reads, "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico
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