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An Italian man is on his deathbed... An old Italian man in Brooklyn is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside. ""Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me."" ""But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"" ""You lissina me, boy! Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. Then one-a day you g…

The deaf bookkeeper A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to testify in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, ""Ask him where the money is!"" The lawyer, using sign language…

Little Guido comes home from school crying Mom: why are you crying Guido: at school they are calling me mafioso Mom: don't worry. I'll go to the school and take care of it. Guido: ok just make sure it looks like an accident

[long] Another blond guy joke... Three best friends worked in construction together on the same crew. They were working on the 20th floor of a building when they stopped for their lunch break. They sat on the edge of the building, legs dangling over the edge, enjoying the view as they ate their lunches. Guido opened his lunch box and yelled in frustration, ""Pasta! Pasta! Every day it's pasta! If I get pasta in my lunch tomorrow, I'm gonna jump!"" Jose then opened his lunch and exclaimed, ""Tort…

Damned Italian Ices Down in Austin, Texas, Guido's father and now Guido had operated a neighborhood ice cream parlor for many years. Having an idea about how to increase his business, Guido put up a prominent sign outside the business announcing, ""Next Week Italian Ices Will Be Here!"" Overnight people in the neighborhood were up in arms. They organized a protest and boycott. Their spokesman told a reporter, ""We heard about them damn ICES terroists on the FOX news and we won't stand for foreig…

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A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would never have to testify in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, ""Ask him where the money is!"" The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, ""Where…

Wise Italian Grandfather. Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family. An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated ..38 revolver so you will always remember me."" ""But grandpa, I really don't like guns.. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"" ""You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big…

Two Italian construction workers were in the field on an extremely hot day working.. the one says to the other "" hey how come we do all a da work and he gets all a da money?"" pointing to the supervisor. The other says ""I don't know go ask him."" So Guido goes up to the supervisor and says ""Hey how come we do all a da work and you get all a da money?"" The supervisor says ""Intelligence"". Guido says ""what is this intelligence?"" The supervisor puts his hand on a tree and says ""Hita my hand…

The Godfather An old Italian man was dying, so he called his grandson to his bedside: “Guido, I wan’ you to lissina me. I wan’ you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me." “But grandpa, I really don’t like guns... How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?” “You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business. You gonna have a beautiful wife. Lotsa money. A big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos.” “Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe …

The Deaf Mafia Bookkeeper A mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper of 20 years, Guido, has cheated him out of $10 million. Guido is deaf which is why he got the job in the first place. The Godfather assumed that since Guido could not hear anything, he could never testify in court.When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his personal lawyer because he knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!" The law…

A Mafia Godfather... ... finds out that his bookkeeper of 20 years, Guido, has cheated him out of $10 million. Guido is deaf which is why he got the job in the first place. The Godfather assumed that since Guido could not hear anything, he could never testify in court.When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his personal lawyer because he knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!" The lawyer, using sign langu…

The Italian Bookkeeper A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf and that was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to testify in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing money, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is." The lawyer, using sign langu…

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him ... A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to testify in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where…

What did he say? A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would never have to testify in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!" The lawyer, using sign language, a…

The deaf Italian Bookkeeper A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper of 20 years, Guido, has cheated him out of $10 million. Guido is deaf which is why he got the job in the first place. The Godfather assumed that since Guido could not hear anything, he could never testify in court.When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his personal lawyer because he knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!" The law…

Wise Italian Grandfather An old Italian man in Brooklyn is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, "Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me." "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?" "You lissina me, boy! Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. " "Somma day you gonna come-a ho…

The mafia bookkeeper A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf and dumb. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would never have to testify in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, \- "Ask him where the money is!" The lawyer…

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