Damned Italian Ices Down in Austin, Texas, Guido's father and now Guido had operated a neighborhood ice cream parlor for many years. Having an idea about how to increase his business, Guido put up a prominent sign outside the business announcing, ""Next Week Italian Ices Will Be Here!"" Overnight people in the neighborhood were up in arms. They organized a protest and boycott. Their spokesman told a reporter, ""We heard about them damn ICES terroists on the FOX news and we won't stand for foreig…