#tyrone

What do you call a black dinosaur? TYRONE-ASAURUS REX! I made this joke up in like middle school I think.

My favorite racist joke is more funny than it is offensive - On the elementary school playground, there was a group of boys that liked to play basketball. Tyrone, a fourth grader, was the only black boy in the school, and far outperformed his peers in most athletic contests. He could run faster and jump higher than any other student at the school. He could easily outrun and out jump even the fastest and tallest fifth and sixth grade boys. When they played basketball, Tyrone's team could only pla…

A Black Woman So there is a black woman who has four kids. The first one is named Tyrone. The second one is named Tyrone. The third one is named Tyrone. And the fourth one is maned Tyrone. How does she tell them apart? By their last name.

A Weenie Contest. Three 3rd Graders, an Irish, an Italian, and a Black are in the bathroom during recess and they decide to have a weenie contest to see who has the biggest weenie! The Irish boy pulls his out first and it's pretty small. The Italian goes next and it's about average. Then the Black Boy pulls his out and it's clearly the largest, but the other boys say "Well you won, but it's because you're black!" So that night when the black boy goes home, his mom asks him what he did in sc…

I hate how politically correct the world is becoming... No longer am I allowed to say "black paint." Now I have to say "Tyrone can you please paint."

Everything's racist these days. You can't even say "black paint" anymore. You have to say "Tyrone, paint that wall".

Black paint Political correctness has gone to far these days. You cant even say black paint any more, you have to say "Tyrone, please will you paint my house?"

A black woman had 5 sons name Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone and Tyrone.... How did she tell them apart? She called them by their last names

I was once called a racist for saying black paint. Apparently the correct term is "Tyrone, please paint the fence."

The story of Tyrone When he was in school none of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity and clumsiness. However, no one disliked him as much as his teacher who was always telling him, "You're driving me crazy, Tyrone!" One day Tyrone's mother came to the school to check on her son, and his teacher told her that he was a disaster, always had bad grades, and was probably the dumbest kid she ever taught. Tyrone's mother was so furious she removed Tyrone from the Detroit school and t…

I was called a racist for saying ""black paint"". Apparently the proper phrasing is ""Tyrone

Everyone is so politically correct these days.. you can't even say ""Black Paint""... You have to say ""Tyrone

What did the black woman name her five children? Tyrone

It's now apparently politically incorrect to say ""Black paint"" Now you have to say ""Tyrone can you please go paint the fence?"".

The story of Tyrone When he was in school none of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity and clumsiness. However

Someone called me racist for saying ""black paint"" Apparently the politically correct term is ""Tyrone

A black woman had 5 sons name Tyrone Tyrone

A black woman has 5 children all named Tyrone. How does she tell them apart?

Someone called me racist for saying "black paint" Apparently the politically correct term is "Tyrone, please paint the fence"

What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?,"""Put it down Tyrone!""

A black woman has 5 children, all named Tyrone. How does she tell them apart? Their last names.

What do you say when you see your TV floating at night? "Put it down, Tyrone!"

Whats the difference between 8 and negative four? Tyrone