A little black boy is cooking with his grandma. Jokingly, he pats some flour on his face and says, ""Look, gramma! I'm a little white boy!"" Grandma pops him on the mouth, and takes him to his mother. The grandma tells him to say what he had said to her in the kitchen. ""Look, momma! I'm a little white boy!"" The mom takes off her shoe, and pops him with it. Then, she takes the little boy to his dad's room. ""Tyrone, listen to what your son is saying."" The boy repeats, ""Look, daddy! I'm a little white boy!"" Tyrone takes off his belt, and gives him a few good pops. ""Now, son. What have you learned?"" The little boy says, ""Well. I've been white 5 minutes, and I already hate niggers!""
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