#judy

The only honorable thing I've ever done in my life is this girl named Judy. Although, I'm starting to have doubts she was a real judge.

Laugh, and the world laughs with you... Keep saying "LOL" out loud, and you'll die alone. (For Judy in Accounting)

- Judy, you have such a great taste! - Steve, stop biting me!

Me: Heeeeyyyyyy Judy, good morning! *scratches Judy's back, wiping off my Cheeto fingers* Judy: Hi!!! How are y..... Me: *walks away*

I wish there was enough room on TV for another show called Judge Judy, but where people just stood around criticizing a woman named Judy.

I did exactly what you said Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, Judy plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde, Buffy, in great detail. The robbery begins... Judy drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to Buffy, ""I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?"" ""Perfectly,"" said Buffy. Buffy goes in the …

It just all depends on how you look at some things... Judy Wallman, a professional genealogy researcher in southern California , was doing some personal work on her own family tree. She discovered that Congressman Harry Reid's great-great uncle, Remus Reid, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. Both Judy and Harry Reid share this common ancestor. The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows in Montana territory On the back of the picture Judy…

Don't judge me. Judge Judy.

Young Judy the editor of a trivia publication was having trouble with her computer. So she called Prem the computer guy over to her desk. Prem clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away Judy called after him ""So what was wrong?"" And he replied ""It was an ID ten T error."" A puzzled expression ran riot over Judy's face. ""An ID ten T error? What's that ... in case I need to fix it again??"" He gave her a grin... ;-) ""Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error b…

Tommy Jenkins was born without a body. Yes. By some strange medical... Let's not call it a miracle... occurrence... Tommy Jenkins was born only a head. His parents, Gregory and Judy, loved Tommy with all their hearts, and quickly adjusted their own lives to make sure that Tommy could have as close to a normal life as possible. As soon as Tommy was old enough to ask questions, Judy brought him to museums, art films, and lectures, hoping to develop the only "muscle" Tommy possessed: his brain. …

Mom knows EVERYTHING John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t help but notice how attractive his roommate Judy was. She had been suspicious of a relationship between her son and his roommate for quite some time, but this only made her more curious. She watched the two of them interact over the course of the evening and began to wonder whether there was more between John and Judy than met the eye. Realizing only too well what his mother was think…

Two blondes at a construction site Lynn & Judy were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity House. Lynn was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail & either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in. Judy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, \- "Why are you throwing those nails away?" Lynn explained, \- "When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away." Judy got completely u…

is this funny? ****THE TOILET SEAT**** My wife, Judy, had been after me for several weeks to varnish the wooden seat on our toilet. Finally, I got around to doing it while Judy was out. After finishing, I left to take care of another matter before she returned. She came home and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat. About that time, I got hom…

John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn't help but notice how attractive his roommate Judy was. She had been suspicious of a relationship between her son and his roommate for quite some time, but this only made her more curious. She watched the two of them interact over the course of the evening and began to wonder whether there was more between John and Judy than met the eye. Realizing only too well what his mother was thinking, John said, "I can see you…