#lynn

Feeling sick before work. The other day I was hanging out with my buddy Collin and noticed that he doesn't look to good. He said that he feels like he is going to puke, has a growing headache and has work in a couple of hours. He then said ""I'm just ganna text my boss Lynn that I'm not feeling well today and will get someone to cover my shift"" With no responce he had only one other option. Collin had to call Lynn, to call in.

Two blondes at a construction site Lynn & Judy were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity House. Lynn was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail & either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in. Judy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, \- "Why are you throwing those nails away?" Lynn explained, \- "When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away." Judy got completely u…

Wife #1: “Hey, Lynn, tell me this. How did you get your husband from staying out late?” Wife #2: “Well, every time he would come home I would simply say, 'Mike, is that you?'” Wife #1: “But I still don't understand. How did that kept him from staying out?” Wife #2: “My husband's name is Andrew!”

Two Blonds With Hammers... Lynn and Julie were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Lynn was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in. Julie, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?" Lynn explained, "When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them are defective and have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away." Julie got completel…