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Help! My dad wants to name my daughter We just got confirmation that we'll be having a girl. As soon as my dad heard this, he insisted on naming her Joan. I asked him why, and he said that he thought the world needed more people with interesting, history-based names. He used my name, Marc, as an example. He said that my name is based on Marcus Aurelius, a Roman emperor. I then asked him what person that ""Joan"" was based on. He replied, ""well after Joan of Marc, of course.""

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BIBLE - ""Believe in Big Lies, Everybody"". this is not meant to insult in anyway, only a joke my girlfriend made while drunk... thought id share. so we made a theory that actually mary cheated on joseph who believed her to be a virgin. and she called the kid jesus claiming a miracle and the kid believed it growing up. ""jesus"" never performed any miracles. all were hoaxes set up by mary herself to further make ""jesus"" believe he was son of god. the roman emperor caught on and met up with mar

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