#indiana

The difference between Indiana and California In Indiana there are lots of budding young farmers. In California there are lots of young bud farmers.

I went to the Space and Air Museum in Indiana... I paid $20 just to see an empty warehouse.

Nervous about flying I am a very nervous flyer. During a trip from California to Indiana, it didn't help that my connecting flight from Denver was delayed twice because of mechanical problems. Then, after we were aloft, I noticed the lights began flickering. I mentioned this to a flight attendant. ""I'll take care of it,"" she said. Moments later the lights went out. Clearly she had solved the problem by turning off all the lights. A passenger across the aisle who had been watching me leaned ove…

Two Spanish historians believe that they've discovered the Holy Grail. Indiana Jones found it back in 1989, but they lost track of it.

There are rumors that Robert Pattinson from the ""Twilight"" movies may be the next Indiana Jones. If there is one thing I want with my rugged action heroes, it's a little bit of sparkle!

Indiana - A man walked up to a cashier at a grocery store and demanded all the money in the register. When the cashier handed him the cash, the man fled--leaving his wallet on the counter.

Dear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. It's the usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently - although when I ask their names she always says, ""Just some friends from work, you don't know them."" I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks do…

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead show up for the same job interview. The brunette is the first one to go in, and after filling out the forms and going through the questions, the interviewer decides to ask her last question: ""How many D's are there in ""INDIANA JONES""""? The brunette thinks for a second and responds ""One"". The interviewer sends her back with a promise that he'll get back to her after he had interviewed the remaining candidates. The redhead is next. The process goes about t…

A fire started on some grassland near a farm in Indiana. The fire department from the nearby town was called to put the fire out. The fire proved to be more than the small town fire department could handle so someone suggested that a rural volunteer fire department be called. Though there was doubt that they would be of any assistance the call was made. The volunteer fire department arrived in a dilapidated old fire truck. They drove straight towards the fire and stopped in the middle of the …

Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde? A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys.

Royal wedding Where did Prince Charles spend his honeymoon? Indiana! (Aye, it's an old one, but the search facility makes me think it's never been made reddit previous, so I post it for the education & betterment of the younguns.)

Topical Jokes for 10/9 (for best results, read in the voice of your favorite late night host) In Indiana, a pizza delivery man received a $1,200 tip from college students. College officials applauded the act of charity, until they realized the “pizza” was just a box with $1,200 dollars worth of weed in it. To thwart corruption, traffic police in Thailand will now receive a bonus if they refuse bribes. The plan affects all levels of Thailand police, from the street-level Bribe Solicitor, to Di…

A man sits next to a beautiful blond woman on a plane. The man is very excited by this prospect of sitting next such a beautiful woman but is displeased when she turns onto her side, facing away from him to fall asleep. So he says to her, "Let's play a game. I'll ask you a question and if you can't answer it, you give me $5. Then you can ask me a question and if I can't answer it I'll give you $5." The woman says she doesn't want to play any games. "Tell you what, I'll ask you a question and if…

What if Indiana Jones were from the UK? “This belongs in the British Museum!”

Why did Indiana Jones tell his friend Sallah not to be his matchmaker anymore? Bad dates.

What is Indiana Jones' least favorite band? Rolling Stones.

Do you know why Indiana Jones never got married? Bad dates

When Indiana Jones was a kid he had a collection of model trucks. He loved those trucks and he and the neighbour's kid would spend hours playing with them on a special table that was used only for Indy's trucks. They would set up elaborate dioramas on the 'truck table', adding to the displays whenever Indy came into possession of a new truck. Fast forward a few years and Indy was off fighting Nazis when there was a gas explosion at his house. The entire building was completely destroyed, inclu…

That priest from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom was actually a really inspirational guy. He touched so many hearts.

What's the best part about living in Indiana? All the corny jokes.

What's the difference between Indiana and Reddit?,"In Reddit you get served no matter who you are.

Does Indiana Jones like foreplay?,"No he just whips it out.

Why is Chicago called the Windy City? Because Indiana sucks and Wisconsin blows

Why can't Indiana Jones find a long lasting relationship? Bad dates.

Why does corn in Illinois lean east? Because Indiana sucks and Iowa blows.