Phil dies and is met by the Devil in front of three doors. The Devil takes him to one side. 'Look, Phil,' he says, 'we're trying something out to cut down on admin down here. We used to assign punishments to the damned that fit their sins, but now we're letting people choose themselves.' He gestures to the three doors. 'What I can do for you is this: I'll show you what's in these three rooms. You need to then choose. But once you've chosen, you can't change your mind. Deal? Ah, what am I saying,…