#south-louisiana

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Louisiana. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up onhis tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, ""I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going into retrieve it."" The old farmer replied. ""This is my property, and you are not coming over here."" The indignant lawyer said, ""I am one of the best t…

The sugar cane season is over and Thibodeaux and Boudreaux are out of jobs. So they go to the unemployment office. Boudreaux goes first. The lady behind the desk asks him what skills he has so Boudreaux says, "I pilot." The lady says, "Wonderful. We have lots of openings for pilots. That skillset is in high demand. We can get you a job that pays well." She hands him some paperwork and sends him to an empty desk to fill it out, then calls Thibodeaux over. "What skills do you have?" "I cut suga…