Thibodeaux and Boudreaux decide that they want to go hunting in Alaska. So they catch a flight up there, then hire a bush pilot to bring them out in the wilderness. Boudreaux shoots him a big ole moose and they drag that thing back to the plane. The pilot takes one look at it and says that the moose is too heavy for the plane. Boudreaux says, "I shot it, I ain't leaving it here." The pilot reiterates that the moose is too heavy. So Boudreaux starts to arguing and cussing. Boudreaux says, "Well we come out to this same place last year and shot a moose about the same size. The pilot was able to get it into his plane no problem. You have the same plane, I don't see why we can't get this one on it." The pilot asks Thibodeaux if this was true and he confirms that it is. So the pilot relents and they stuff the moose on the plane and take off. Almost immediately, the plane tips over and crashes. Boudreaux and Thibodeaux, they climb out that plane groaning and bleeding. While they're sitting there counting injuries, Boudreaux asks, "Thibodeaux, where you think we at?" Thibodeaux looks around for a minute then responds, "Mais cher, I think we at the same place we crash last year."
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