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Pierre the French fighter pilot Pierre, a French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the river Seine. It is a beautiful day and love is in the air, so Marie leans over to Pierre and says: ""Pierre, kiss me"". So our hero grabs a bottle of red wine and splashes it on Marie's lips. ""What are you doing, Pierre?"" shrieks Marie. ""Well, my name is Pierre, the French fighter pilot, and when I have red meat I like to have red wine!"" His answer is good enou…

Marie was tired during scripture class And she kept falling asleep at her desk, halfway through the class the teacher asked her a question, ""Marie who is a lord above?"" James her friend behind her notices she is asleep and with a pin pokes her. Suddenly she yelled ""GOD!"" as she is pricked by the sharp pin. ""Very Good!"" The teacher said. Only minutes after she fell asleep again the teacher asked her another question, ""Who died on the cross for our sins Marie?"" And James notices she is asl…

Pierre, the French fighter pilot Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, ""Pierre, kiss me!"" Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. ""What are you doing, Pierre?"" says the startled Marie. ""I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!"" She smiles and they start kissing. Things began…

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce? She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

E goes in for medical treatment E has been feeling sick for a while, so he went to the doctor to get a diagnosis, and he ended up having a benign tumor inside him. So the doctor writes him a note for radiation therapy. Now E is at the treatment center and is about to undergo therapy, and after the doctor and his assistant, Marie, situate him and prep him, the doctor gives his assistant the order. ""Marie, cure E!""

It keeps the hot things hot, and the cold things cold One morning, Boudreaux pulled up to Thibodeaux's house to give him a ride to work. As Thibodeaux got in the rusted, beat up truck he noticed Boudreaux's Thermos on the seat between them. *""What's dat?""*, he asked, pointing at the Thermos. *""Oh, dat der's a 'termos I gots at da Walmarts last night.""* said Boudreaux, *""It keeps da hot things hot, and da cold things cold.""* Come lunchtime, Thibodeaux's jaw dropped as Boudreaux poured out s…

I am Pierre, French fighter pilot!! Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, 'Pierre, kiss me!' Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. 'What are you doing, Pierre?' says the startled Marie. 'I am Pierre, French fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!' She smiles and they start kissing. Things began…

Pierre the brave French fighter pilot Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, ""Pierre, kiss me!"" Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. ""What are you doing, Pierre?"" says the startled Marie. ""I am Pierre, the famous French fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!"" She smiles and the…

What was Marie Curie's fitness program on the airwaves called? Radio-Activity

Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. ""Oh Marie"" she said to her maid ""I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary."" ""I don't believe it for one minute !"" Marie snapped.""You're just saying that to make me jealous !!!""

Fred and Marie are residents in a retirement home... Marie says to Fred, "I bet I can guess how old you are." "How are you gonna do that?" asks Fred. "Well," says Marie, "You have to unzip your pants." Fred is a little hesitant, but Marie assures him that there is nothing to fear. This method is quick and 100% accurate. So, Fred unzips his pants, and Marie puts her hand in there and feels around for a few seconds. She pulls her hand out. "You're 93." she says. "That's amazing!" said Fre…

Little Johnny "Hey, Mom," asked Johnny "Can you give me twenty dollars?" "Certainly not." "If you do," he went on, "I'll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop." His mother's ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. "Well? What did he say?" "He said, 'Hey, Marie, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.' "

Pierre the fighter pilot Pierre, a French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the river Seine. It is a beautiful day and love is in the air, so Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me". So our hero grabs a bottle of red wine and splashes it on Marie's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?" shrieks Marie. "Well, my name is Pierre, the French fighter pilot, and when I have red meat I like to have red wine!" His answer is good enough for M…

I am Pierre Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre, kiss me!" Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie. "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!" She smiles and they start kissing. Things began to heat up a litt…

Dear redditors,... ...one friend of mine bought a ticket to the European Cup of Football, in 10th of July, without realizing that it's going to be on the exact same date as his wedding. If anyone is interested to go in his place... ... the wedding is in Lisbon Cathedral and the wife is called Marie. The drinks and the food were already paid, so you just have to appear and say "Yes, I do"!

The outhouse Marie was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out.... "Boudreaux, you need to go out and fix da outhouse!" Boudreaux replies, "Dere ain't nuthin wrong wid da outhouse." Marie yells back, "Yes dere is; now git out dere and fix it." So.......Boudreaux mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Marie dere ain't nuthin wrong wid dis outhouse cher! " Marie replies, "Stick yur head in da hole!" Boudreaux yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in dat hole!" Marie …

What is Marie Curie’s favorite food? Fission chips.

Marie was tired during scripture class And she kept falling asleep at her desk

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre, kiss me!" Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie. "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!" She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Mar…

Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. "Oh Marie," she said to her maid, "I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary." "I don't believe it for one minute" Marie snapped, “You’re just saying that to make me jealous!"

Bob says to Lester, "You know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation, only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice as to where to go. Two years ago you said to go to Hawaii, I went to Hawaii, and Marie got pregnant. Then last year, you told me to go to the Bahamas, I went to the Bahamas, and Marie got pregnant again." Lester says, "So what you gonna do different this year?" Bob says, "This year, I'm takin' Marie with me..."