#lester

i watch inspiration Lester is struggling through a bus station with two huge and obviously heavy suitcases when a stranger walks up to him and asks ""Have you got the time?"" Lester sighs, puts down the suitcases and glances at his wrist. ""It's a quarter to six,"" he says. ""Hey, that's a pretty fancy watch!"" exclaims the stranger. Lester brightens a little. ""Yeah, it's not bad. Check this out,"" and he shows him a time zone display not just for every time zone in the world, but for the 86 la…

Guy named Ross gets a new job as a school bus driver... He gets a bus that has Bert and Ernie, Grover, Big Bird, et. al. painted on it. He says ""Are you kidding me?"". Boss replies, ""Once you have some seniority we'll give you a newer bus."" So, he sets out on the run and at his first stop a boy gets on. Ross says, ""Hi. I'm your new bus driver, Ross!"" ""Hello sir! I'm Lester G!"". Kid sits down, takes his shoes off, and starts scratching at his feet and peeling scaly skin off. Ross is approp…

Bob says to Lester, "You know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation, only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice as to where to go. Two years ago you said to go to Hawaii, I went to Hawaii, and Marie got pregnant. Then last year, you told me to go to the Bahamas, I went to the Bahamas, and Marie got pregnant again." Lester says, "So what you gonna do different this year?" Bob says, "This year, I'm takin' Marie with me..."